If Each Trendy Diet Were a Person...Which One Are You?

Are you more of a Keto or a Paleo? Would you be friends with a Lemon Detox or a Macro? We personified some of the most popular fad diets because we know you’ve always been curious to see which you identify most with.

Paleo

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Paleo is a Wall Street Feminista who lives for her Goop products and loves her minimal aesthetic. She knows her way around a wine list and her emergency contact is her personal trainer. She’ll be personally offended if a waiter brings a bread basket to the table but has been known to sneak a bite of leftover birthday cake in the breakroom when nobody’s looking.

Vegan

Vegan is that hipster who knows everyone in Brooklyn. She’s well connected because she’s never afraid to introduce herself to new people and will never pass up the opportunity to attend a feminist rally. She feels very strongly about her beliefs and will most definitely judge you for ordering whole milk with that latte.

Macrobiotic

Macro does yoga almost every day and is an expert on traditional Chinese medicine. She swears by her black garlic supplements and is a huge fan of acupuncture and cupping. Her home is full of plants and she seed cycles and makes her own beauty and cleaning products by hand.

Ketogenic

Keto lives in her North Face jacket and Ugg boots. She waits all year to order her Skinny Pumpkin Spice Latte with sugar-free syrup and has never missed a pilates class. She keeps up with the Kardashians and can tell you every last detail about the Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods scandal in chronological order.

Lemon Detox

LD loves Soul Cycle and spending her days on the beach in Malibu and nights on the Sunset Strip, sipping vodka sodas. She’s an aspiring actress who just landed a role as an extra in the new Avengers movie. She hikes Runyon Canyon for the photo opp and firmly lives by the motto “if you don’t Instagram it, did it even happen?”

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