April 2020 Horoscopes - The Stars May Be Crazy, But It Doesn’t Mean You Have To Be...
How you holding up, babe? It prob feels like the world is on fire. How are you gonna be able to strut yourself if you’re in isolation, eh? (Selfies, duh!) Don’t you worry, though, we’re in the midst of a cosmic storm but there’s always light at the end of the tunnel.
At the very beginning of the year, Saturn (the bad boss planet ruling governments and big business) was chillaxing with Pluto (the other bad b*tch planet that rules viruses, transformation, death, and rebirth). They were swapping secrets in the constellation of Capricorn, which low and behold also has ties to governments and the economy. These bad b*tch planets only get to hang every few decades, so when they go, they go hard. (F*ck!) Every time they meet, they create a major shift in our lives here on Earth, and this time they’re COMING FOR OUR governments, health-care systems, and how we’ve been living our day-to-day lives. AKA they’re smoking a bowl and laughing that we thought we all had it figured out, but no, honey, we don’t. This is why we are cosmically being shifted to transform these systems and evolve as a civilization. Easy stuff, right? Not really, but hey, we’re living history and we can tell our grandchildren all about our adventures in isolation, eh?
Anyways, babes, April marks the time of year where Aries energy infiltrates the cosmos. Aries Season is a time that encourages our independence, leadership, and passion to begin new journeys. This is a time of newness for us. While many people worldwide are in isolation, this is a time when you will be encouraged to reflect within and contemplate if your desires in recent months and years have been met—personally, professionally, romantically, spiritually. You being fulfilled, babe? When you are stuck at home, you cannot distract yourself and be busy with a million other things. No—you must become comfortable with yourself bare and naked. What are your true and authentic needs, babe? When all of this is over, you can then take this newfound understanding and integrate it into your life. Happier days will be ahead once we confront ourselves truthfully, and without fear.
April 7th is a big Full Moon bringing mega attention to partnerships, babe, and it’ll be felt days before and after. This is a Full Moon in the zodiac sign of Libra, which rules marriage and partnership. People are likely to be in the mood to couple up because of the isolation (think cuffing season, but like, with apocalyptic undertones). However, others could be breaking up, instead, having had ENOUGH of their boo (#ThankYouNext). Whatever way it hits you, you’ll certainly be in the mood to find the ~right~ partner.
The fierce AF Sun roars on into Taurus on the 19th, bringing forth a season of sensuality and creativity. Taurus season is naturally connected to our values and skills and what we do to build financial abundance in our lives. Yes, it’s time to be thinking about the cash flow, babes. Now that the economy is shifting and changing, consider how you can monetize your skills in newfound ways. However, like the Taurean bull, we will need to plod carefully along, slow and steady, to build the things that we want. The New Moon in Taurus on the 22nd is sassy AF and will likely be bringing shocking and surprising news because Uranus just took a shot of vodka and is going to be shaking it up. The planets have no chill in 2020, do they? Consider how you can be creative to solve problems as they arise. You got this, babe.
FAB days for success this month are the 4th, 7th, 11th, 18th, and the 30th. Days for LUV LUV LUV are the 4th and the 18th. Days to chill TF out and not stir the dramz are the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 7th, 14th, 15th, 21st, 25th, 26th, 28th, and 30th. Jot ‘em down in a calendar so you can plan! You’ll be happy that you did, babe.
Babe Affirmations For April 2020
Own your firepower and keep your torch lit, babe. Nothing can crush your spirit unless you let it.
Lie low and recharge your batteries, babe. You have a bright future ahead of you, but first you must know when to chill TF out.
Connect to your pals through digital means, babe. You can still be a part of a community even in isolation.
You can leave a mega impact on the world, babe. You just have to know what message you want to be known for.
Find ways to expand your thoughts, babe. You can go so far without even leaving your home when you take an adventure within the mind.
Know what you give and receive, babe. Sometimes you must speak up when you want more.
Partnerships can bring you greater happiness when they are equal, babe. Don’t settle.
Build a better productive rhythm, babe. You can keep a routine even amidst a pandemic.
Embrace passion and love, babe. You can set your spirit free through romance when you try.
Build a stable base, babe. You must feel safe within your home and your soul.
Blast your words and voice to the world, babe. You can sing louder than anyone else now.
Cultivate a harvest that you are proud of, babe. Money can manifest if you are consistent.
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Kyle Thomas is a globally recognized pop culture astrologer who has been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine, Bustle, Elite Daily, House Beautiful, Marie Claire, YahooNews, MSN, and more. He is known for his cosmic guidance for celebrities, business executives, and prominent influencers. His work harnesses the power of the stars in regards to entertainment lifestyle and trends affecting people worldwide. His writing and horoscopes have been translated into multiple languages. Kyle has been astrologically gifted naturally from a very young age and teaches how to use the Universe to manifest the life you've always dreamt of. With over a decade of professional experience and clients all over the world, he currently resides in Los Angeles where he works as a professional astrologer, celebrity life coach, and author. Currently, he is the official astrologer for @Horoscopes and @Horo.ScopesDaily (4.6 million followers). Kyle received two Bachelor of Arts for Psychology and English from the University of Wisconsin-Madison and integrates these degrees into his growing research of psychology, personality, and the human condition.
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