Styles and Vibes That Made and Broke The 2020 Golden Globes

Jan 6

“Oh what a night,” is probably what everyone who attended the 2020 Golden Globes last night, said when they got home. Did anyone else get a vibe like all the celebs that attended, and the actual show was just off?

Let’s start with looks. Why were so many celebs having a bad hair day? It was either their hair just didn’t want to cooperate with them, or their hair stylists all need to be fired, stat! Let’s call them out, shall we?

Scarlett Johansen - her beautiful red ball gown would have looked much better if she didn’t have a bun pulled so tight, that it gave her an eye lift without the use of needles. Way too slicked back, and tight. A romantic and loose up do, would have complimented the boldness of the gown much more.

Michelle Williams, via Town and Country Mag

Michelle Williams - Please tell me why her stylist thought it was a good idea to give her a hair do straight out of the Great Gatsby, with a modern and contemporary dress? Also, her hair colorist needs the boot too. She needs some dimension in her color. Not some dull bleached color. Justin Anderson, where you at? Michelle needs your help, babe!

Renee Zellweger - Oh Renee! ::Face in palms:: - You know when you go into the bathroom in the morning to brush your teeth right after waking up, and you quickly grab the first hair clip you see, and pinch you're hair up fast with zero intention of it looking good? Well, that’s what Renee’s hair stylist did. When I saw her on my TV last night, I literally stood up right in front of the screen, and stared with my jaw open, and more confusion than you know on my face. I just don’t know how her “glam team” did that to her!

And, as for the vibe of the show….well….let’s see….there was Ricky Gervais giving zero f*cks. Not only did he roast everyone to a complete crisp, but he also told everyone to f*ck off. Oh, and he also made it a point to tell the celebrities that won, to shut up about their political views and opinions, just thank your agents, families, and get the hell off the stage.

Beyonce not only showed up late (you know she did it on purpose), with Jay Z, but when the phenomenal and humble actor, Joaquin Phoenix won his award, everyone gave him a standing ovation, except Beyonce. Maybe everyone calling her QUEEN Bey, has devoured her brain so much that she really thinks she is royalty now… #sorrynotsorry

Overall, although there were some nice and heart warming moments, there was a sense of animosity, and bitterness at times. La La land, you’re a jungle indeed!

Okay, time to go fashion police on these celebs….