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Bachelor In Paradise: Blake Got A Ticket To Bachelor in HELL (Season 6, Episode 1)

Bachelor In Paradise: Blake Got A Ticket To Bachelor in HELL (Season 6, Episode 1)

The best hot mess of “The Bachelor” franchise is back ladies and gents! On the first episode, we got set up to find out that “good boy” Blake (from Becca’s season), is in reality a giant douche bag. It seems that this nerd got some lady attention after his season aired, specifically by other former Bachelor contestants, it went to his head, and had sex with them one after the other. And, of course the girls found out about it, and they know each other. This is how it went down… he had sex with Dean’s ex, Kristina Schulman one night during Stage Coach , and then the following night, he had sex with Caelynn from Colton’s season. He told Caelyn the morning after, that he had slept with Kristina the night before, and that sleeping with Caelynn had been a mistake. Yep, Blake the nerd is a fuck boy.

Caelynn arriving to Paradise via  Bing

Caelynn arriving to Paradise via Bing

But, let me back up to the beginning of the episode. The cast is okay in my opinion. They have some people with emotional baggage, still not over exes, or just confused AF. I don’t feel like really any of the cast is there with a clear mind, ready to seriously date in paradise. Oh, and there’s a lot of girls there that I feel are just guaranteed “friend zoners”. For example, Nicole from Colton’s season, Onyeka, oh and the ultimate friend zoner is back, Annalise. And, then we have Jane. Welp, she was right about herself in her intro. She is definitely not “plain Jane”. She’s more like, “annoying AF Jane”. She does not stop talking. Ever. And, it’s always nonsense talk, that no one is even listening to. I honestly think in every scene they showed her, no one around her was actually listening anytime she opened her mouth. She is this season’s obnoxious mosquito.

As for the guys, the one most of the women have been drooling over is Blake (that’s because many of them still don’t know about his fuck boy life), and I really don’t know why. The dude is far from a 10. But, I know these angry women on this season will show him that Karma is one hell of a bitch. And, I am here for it 100%!

Derek is back after a failed engagement (with Taylor who he had met on Paradise a few seasons ago). I listen to his podcast with Kay, and I have really come to adore him. He’s such a funny, good guy, and I am so rooting for him this season. The first night we saw him hook up with Demi, who is basically just at Paradise to figure out if she wants to pursue women or men. She basically went on this season of BIP with a girlfriend back home. But, she came to BIP to make sure that’s the route she wanted. That’s super reassuring for the GF back home. You’re either in or out Demi. When you know, you know. So, we’ll see if this is just a phase Demi is going through or if she has an epiphany that helps her decide if she’s team pink or blue. In the end, who cares what she prefers. I’m just excited I get another season with her witty “Demi-isms”, and mischievous, but oh so cute laugh :) Love you Demi!

Blake as soon as he sees Kristina walk onto the beach. via  wordpress

Blake as soon as he sees Kristina walk onto the beach. via wordpress

The episode ends with Kristina arriving, Blake freaks out that she’s there, and Kristina approaches him. To our disbelief, she talks casually to him with zero anger or resentment. She later decides to ask him on the date. In the meantime, Caelynn is stalking like a beast in the background, and repeating over and over again how Blake is no good. We get it Caelynn! While we were all scratching our heads wondering why the heck Kristina would even want to take Blake on a date after he did her dirty, we get an ITM (in the moment) interview of Kristina saying that she knows he did her dirty during Stage Coach, and that she didn’t forget how he hurt her. So, this date would be an opportunity to make Blake her bitch. Yes! Drop Mic for my girl Kristina! Can’t wait to see how her date with nerdy fuck boy goes…! Til episode 2 babes! xoxo

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